Mugabe being sworn in after his amazing come-from-behind win.

In an unprecedented sequence of events, Robert Mugabe has come out of nowhere to reclaim the presidency of his beloved Zimbabwe. His unlikely victory is a huge step toward dispelling the myth around the world that the African nations cannot successfully incorporate true democracy.
Mugabe has shown once and for all that the African continent has within herself the ability to move toward more and more democratic and peaceful resolutions within the political arena.

Absolutely beloved by his people, Mugabe once feared the process would not be able to run its true course after threats of violence and intimidation by the usurper, Tsvangirai.
Of course, all that worry was for naught as UN and African Union leaders and election officials ensured a truly fair and unbiased voting process.

This is indeed the absolute best that the African continent could have hoped for. People from all over the globe are flooding Harare, in what Sociologists are calling the “reverse-refugee” effect; those who once fled, now return bringing with them more and more family members and friends as they look to bask in the glory of a free and liberated nation.

Mugabe’s arch-rival, Tsvangirai, now seeks refuge in foreign diplomat domain.

Critics of the UN and the African Union, such as Mugabe’s own Minister of Overseer’s, Fule Acrappe, now have switched sides in full support of both humanitarian groups, pointing to the tremendous effort of a uniting force of Truth, Fairness and Dignity that both organizations stand, live and die for.

Elsewhere in Harare, people flood the streets in jubilation, beating pots and pans, and traditional skin drums in a joyous cry that rises to the heavens.

“Justice has won in the end,” a proud supporter of Mugabe’s ZANU-PF party exclaims, “We are the people who have suffered for so long, and finally Mugabe with the help of the the powerful forces of the UN and AU, have done the right thing by the people….we look forward to prosperity and the fatness of our cattle, in the years to come.”

The world waits with held breath as the new jewel of mother Africa rises…

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